Sounds Like Suess

Note: The chimera of Homeric legend – lion’s head, goat’s body, treacherous serpent’s tail – has a less forbidding Oulipian counterpart. It is engendered as follows. Having chosen a newspaper article or other text for treatment, remove its nouns, verbs and adjectives. Replace the nouns with those taken in order from a different work, the verbs with those from a second work, the adjectives with those from a third.  Words cannot express how much a loathed this.  I've had some hard roads in this project, but this was the hardest.  I tried two other origin pieces and finally just purposefully sought out the shortest article in the paper.  I don't know what it is my synapses rejected this assignment and only by sheer force of will did I complete it on the assigned day,

Sources: My origin article was "Cyrus cancels concert due to illness" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April  16, 2014: A-2. E-Edition.All nouns came from  Caruso, Bobby."Food fit for royalty" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April  16, 2014: EX-1. E-Edition.  All verb came from Aronson, Janet.  " 'I'm a runner, this is our thing'  ".  Springfield Republican [Springfield] April  16, 2014: B-2. E-Edition.   All adjectives  came from Van Buren, Abigail.  "Snoop discovers beau is cheating" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April  16, 2014: C-3. E-Edition.  

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