Note: The chimera of Homeric legend – lion’s head, goat’s body, treacherous serpent’s tail – has a less forbidding Oulipian counterpart. It is engendered as follows. Having chosen a newspaper article or other text for treatment, remove its nouns, verbs and adjectives. Replace the nouns with those taken in order from a different work, the verbs with those from a second work, the adjectives with those from a third. Words cannot express how much a loathed this. I've had some hard roads in this project, but this was the hardest. I tried two other origin pieces and finally just purposefully sought out the shortest article in the paper. I don't know what it is my synapses rejected this assignment and only by sheer force of will did I complete it on the assigned day,
Sources: My origin article was "Cyrus cancels concert due to illness" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 16, 2014: A-2. E-Edition.All nouns came from Caruso, Bobby."Food fit for royalty" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 16, 2014: EX-1. E-Edition. All verb came from Aronson, Janet. " 'I'm a runner, this is our thing' ". Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 16, 2014: B-2. E-Edition. All adjectives came from Van Buren, Abigail. "Snoop discovers beau is cheating" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 16, 2014: C-3. E-Edition.
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