Just the Facts

Note: This is my antonymy assignment. In Oulipian (the group Oulipost is based on) usage, antonymy means the replacement of a designated element by its opposite. I had such fun making fun of this dirt bag politician.   Favorite changes "Massachusetts House" becomes "Alabama Senate" and including the sentence "Do lie me".  Extra special thanks to: Pat Ayotte (the author of the letter of the editor which I used as my source text), thesaurus.com, synonym.com, this yahoo answer, and fellow Ouliposter Doug Luman for making this piece way more awesome than it would've been.

Source:
Ayotte, Pat. "Boldyga wrong on minimum wage" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April  22, 2014: C-4. E-Edition. or here.

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