Logic becomes illogical

Note:  This is my homosyntaxism assignment.  Homosyntaxism is a method of translation that preserves only the syntactic order of the original words. To give a rudimentary example, if N=noun, V=verb and A=adjective, the outline NVA could yield solutions such as “The day turned cold,” “Violets are blue,” “An Oulipian! Be wary!”)  I started with a much longer piece, but the 24 hour Oulipost deadline prevailed.

Source paragraph: Kinney, Jim. "Chinese railway executives visit Western New England University" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 24, 2014: A-1 and A-2. E-Edition.

Executives from the Chinese rail car manufacturer which hopes to build a factory here learned on Wednesday about railroad research already under way by scholars by Western New England University.

Found paragraph sources:
Berry, Connor. “Drug suspect not ‘really worried’ about arrest”  Springfield Republican [Springfield] April  24, 2014: A-6. E-Edition.

"Experiment for fun" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April  24, 2014: D-3. E-Edition.

Goonan, Peter. “Candidate doubts opponent’s residency” Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 24, 2014: A-1 and A-2. E-Edition.

Lederman, Diane. "Program will examine moral injuries of war" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 24, 2014: C-1 and C-2. E-Edition.

Lenker, George. "More brew news from Brewmaster Jack and Sierra Nevada" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 24, 2014: C-2. E-Edition.

“Menu” [Springfield] April  24, 2014: E-15 and E-16.  E-Edition.
“Nightclubs” [Springfield] April  24, 2014: E-2, E-4, and E-6.  E-Edition.
"Real estate for rent" Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 24, 2014: E-13 and E-20. E-Edition.

Ross, Ken. “Clubs make wine tasting easier, exploring less joyful” Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 24, 2014: E-17 and E|-19. E-Edition.

Roy, Kathryn. "Young@Heart Chorus, Sci Tech Band to team up " 

Schoenberg, Shira. “Homeless families to get job training” Springfield Republican [Springfield] April 24, 2014: A-1 and A-2. E-Edition.

"Found" paragraph

Opponent among the small, bright, blue river I  sing  of  passing the torch clearly  marked  with Wednesday in red  letters soon below water by order  of Gov. Deval Patrick.