Note: This is my Canada Dry assignment. The name is taken from the soft
drink marketed as “the champagne of ginger ales.” The drink may have
bubbles, but it isn’t champagne. In the words of Paul Fournel, who
coined the term, a Canada Dry text “has the taste and color of a
restriction but does not follow a restriction.” (A musical example is
Andrew Bird’s “
Fake Palindromes.”) Be creative, and write a poem sourced from your newspaper that sounds like it’s been Oulipo-ed, but hasn’t.
I
had to create my own constraint today. As a result, I decided to try
and tell this story with as few words as possible AND only use words
that existed in the original text.
Source:
Van Buren, Abigail ."Grandparents take lots of pics" Springfield Republican [Springfield]
April 28, 2014: D-4. E-Edition.
Woman
relationship man.
Reconnected.
Had dog.
One year into relationship,
asked rid of dog
Loved…
Kept...
Caused problems boyfriend.
Moved together three months ago,
Insisted get rid of…
caved.
I miss.
It hurts.
Memories
everywhere.
I
able get back,
but jeopardize relationship
because I want dog?
Don’t think crazy.
People bond pets
event natural disaster,
some refuse separated companions.
Insist
get rid of
shows
insensitivity for feelings
disregard beloved pet
whom significant emotional investment.
you should
consider choosing dog.