Its not being broke and all bills paid.
Its visitor decidingto spend
90 minuteson phone with abusive
ex rather than be a good guest.
Its frozen yogurt place switching sign from "coming soon" to "open"
Its lementing wash left at laundry
because assistant didn't arrive
to receive retrieval instructions.
Its finally talking to your grandma 7 hours South.
Its vowing tomorrow
is absolute last chance
of wayward assistant.