Sunday, September 7, 2014


I appreciate the warm fuzzies
Kim Kardashian got when she met
the lovely Thai orphan.

I can’t look at any toddler
without a certain feminine ticking
becoming almost audible
to the wider world.

But I lack the disposable income
to even consider meeting, adoring, and relocating
a random child I met on some vacation
when parenthood was the last thing on my mind.

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